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EXTRA!!! Good News Week for the Minmatar!

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Faye Vaelent Mon, Oct 14, 2024
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Well, folks, buckle up because this week's news is about as Minmatar as it gets: blasting bad guys, flipping the script on those Amarrian fancy-robes, and securing some purrfectly adorable booty!

First off, let's give a round of applause to our boys and girls in the Minmatar Militia! They chased those thieving Dragon Rider varmints right out of Eugidi faster than you can say "awoxing." Seems those amateurs finally met their match. Here's to hoping they enjoy the scenic route to wherever they're slinking off to next!

Speaking of scenic routes, how about that daring raid on the Raa I-Hub? Took those Amarrians by surprise, I bet! Now their precious Arzad staging system is in our grasp.

And last, but certainly not least, let's talk about the most important agreement you'll hear about all week: The Minmatar-Hooligans Cat Agreement! That's right, folks. Deepwater Hooligans finally coughed up some rent for Turnur, and guess what they had to pony up? A daily picture of Timoxa Zero's cat for BearThatCares! You heard that right, a daily dose of feline cuteness to keep those small-time industrialists in line!

So there you have it, folks. A week of Minmatar victories. Minmatar Fleet Alliance reopened their Academy Corp [L3ARN] and they are looking for active newbros that want to learn the ropes of the trade while making dank ISK on the frontlines! Fly dangerous y'all!